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Cereal Offender (FAWM 2018)

from Febrile by Tres Seaver

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Written for #FAWM2018. Quick take on living in a house filled with semi-nocturnal creatures.

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In the middle of the night an intruder prowls,
leaving oatmeal congealed on the stove,
Raisin bran cemented on the side of the bowls.
And the Captain crunching under our feet.

Evaporating milk a gallon at a time,
Using every single bowl in the house.
Gobbling up all the Fruit Loops, leaving nothing behind.
I can't even find a spoon!

I'm gonna pull on my deerstalker hat
And follow up on every clue.
I'll polish up my magnifying glass.
When I find out, I'll know just what to do.

Who left it like this? Who's gonna confess?
Justice will be swift and sure.
The cereal offender will be cleaning up the mess.
Who's guilty? Is it me or is it you?

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from Febrile, released January 18, 2021

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Tres Seaver Fredericksburg, Virginia

Tres Seaver is a songwriter and multi-instrumentalist, whose songs range from Piedmont/fingerstyle blues to early country and folk.

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